Dirty Sanchez: The Movie

Dirty Sanchez: The Movie (2006) IMDB rating: 6.00 Plot: The Welsh nutters, Dirty Sanchez are making a movie: The concept of the film is that the Devil has heard about the dare-devil nature of the Sanchez boys so he’s set them the ultimate challenge, to complete stunts based on the 7 Deadly Sins or be damned to the gutter forever. In order to regain their status as hard-asses and crawl out of the gutter – the 7 deadly sins they must complete in seven exotic locations are: Sloth – UK >> Anger – Moscow Russia >> Lust – Bangkok Thailand >> Envy – Ko Phi Phi Thailand >> Pride – Tokyo Japan >> Gluttony – Mexico >> Greed – Dominican Republic And most interesting of all the film-makers have secured Lemmy to play the Devil and do the music. Lemmy: “If they (Dirty Sanchez boys) think they’re tough… Wait till they meet me.”

Actors: Pritchard Matthew,Dainton Lee,Locke Mike,Joyce Dan,Pierce Myke Hawke,Richards Keith,Comedy,

who would wanna see a movie with all the jackass crew and cky and dirty sanchez and the dusons together?

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I would I think it would be really hilarious, if all of them can get along with each other. I remember reading some were that CKY was pissed at Jackass crew for some reason. I recommend reading about it on Yahoo…OMG section.

Lee H | Nov 01, 2008

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Not me i’ll tell you that much. I hate Bam Margera with a passion and wish death upon him. Dirty Sanchez sucked soooooo much that a friend gave it to me, I watched it, then I tried giving it back. Nobody would want that movie, nobody. That movie is stupid as hell.
Morgan R | Nov 01, 2008

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Noble Things

Noble Things (2008) IMDB rating: 4.50 Plot: Jimmy Wayne Collins finds himself adrift in Memphis, Tennessee. Forced to return home to the piney woods of Southeast Texas, Jimmy will face his imprisoned brother, his dying father and the demons he left behind.

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My parents pick the most random things to punish me for, it really hurts – what should I do?
I’m not a problem child – I’m really not, I never have been – and very rarely do I do something so immature as to complain about my parents, especially on the internet. I know how this looks.

I’m sixteen, and, of course, going through the typical breaking-free period, wherein I’m trying to be my OWN person, with my own ideas, whatever. I agree, genuinely agree, with my parents on most things – politics, etc. – but when it comes to little things, things that aren’t even important, they come down on me like I’ve suddenly announced that I’m a hippie shooting drugs, which would totally ruin their reputation.

For example, the name my parents chose for me, when I was not present to petition for something different, is purposefully very generic. They didn’t want anything hard to spell. As it so happens, I HATE generic names, anything un-meaningful or unartistic, so a long time ago I chose a name for myself that I would write under: Garnet Lucinda.

I respect that they want me to keep the name they gave me. I’m not so insensitive as to walk around saying, "NO! You have to call me Garnet now!" I wouldn’t do that. I do sign my artwork ‘Garnet,’ and my stories are headed ‘Garnet Lucinda,’ and they grumble, but the other shoe really dropped this week.

I got money from Christmas – you know, twenty bucks, whatever – and used it to buy a CD off Barnes and Noble. I have an account there, so when it asked for my name, I just put ‘Garnet’ and then my ‘real’ last name in the blank. I didn’t think anything of it. I mean, it doesn’t matter. It’s just the first name on the package label.

It should’ve arrived this one evening, but I got home from a friend’s house, and asked my dad about it, and he insisted nothing had come. I showed him the confirmation email, and asked if he thought it could be at the neighbor’s, and he started yelling at me – he started yelling that it had come for someone named ‘Garnet’ and ‘Garnet’ (he said it with so much disgust) was NOT my name, and I was disrespecting my name, and how dare I go by any other name? Then he wouldn’t give it to me, he kept insisting that I had committed the horrible crime of ‘disrespecting your name!’ and he won’t tell me where my package is. I knew he wasn’t thrilled with my signing my art and stuff under a different name, but he didn’t get so angry over that! I can’t figure out why it matters so much! He and mom never noticed the times I scratched myself until I bled, he never bothered to notice what books I read, or even really what music I listen to, and then he withholds my package, that I paid for with my money, given to me by relatives other than himself, and for what? The first name on the label? He has taken my property, probably thrown it in the garbage, stolen my money, just because I put my self-given nickname on the label? Why? What have I done wrong? I’m not forcing him to call me anything other than my ‘given’ name. I just wear clothes that are a little different, and write stories, and draw pictures, and want to call myself, even just in private, just with things that concern only me, a name that actually means ME – and he screams at me? He picks THIS to notice, and get angry about? If I didn’t hate my ‘real’ name before, I hate it now!

Sorry, that was really long, and probably kind of whiney, but it makes me feel better just typing it out. I would appreciate some advice. I can’t wait until I can leave here, and not have to walk on eggshells… and call myself whatever I want… but of all things why pick *that* to scream at me for???…

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well the thing is alot of artists, writers, even actors don;t go by their real name..so its not uncommon for you to feel teh same way esp you being artistic but maybe if you explain it calmly to your parents that you love the name they given to you but in the artistic world you would like to be known as garnet because it describes the artistic side of you.
MDX 0601 | Jan 07, 2010

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Yes, they are being overly heavy handed, selfish and STUPID.
A teenager needs some space and a chance to discover who they are.
It’s all part of growing up.
I raised 3 kids…now adults…and they are just fine. ))
Charlie | Jan 07, 2010

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Well, If I were ur parents and found out u were changing ur name on stories and art that’s when I would have a word with u. Not on a package lable though!
Just don’t worry about it. Be your own person and let the world revolve around the things that matter to u and only U whether its ur music, art stories or friends, the things that make u happy.
Hope I helped!
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Princess | Jan 07, 2010

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you should point out to your parents that you are a "good" person and that if that isnt working out for them then maybe give them a ‘false’ threat saying that if they are gonna keep getting mad at the little things then you will give them something to really get mad at. and if not, then think that you have less than 2 years before you can finally leave them and live by your own rules. i just turned 17 last december and i continue to have roblems with my parents over simple things as staying up an houw or 2 late doing HOMEWORK!! not watchign tv or something..
i think we should just hold on until we can finally leave our parents..
vegetaboy | Jan 07, 2010

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As a mom, I really think that the best thing to do would be to print this out, catch your dad in a good mood, hand it to him and say, "how would you answer this?"

That’s not advice I give lightly. I think you’ve presented your case very well. I also think it’s normal for a teenaged girl to change her name. I tried to convince my family to call me "Jocelyn" (oddly enough, that’s a name that now has a very negative association for me), but they wouldn’t go for it. no yelling or anything. They just kept calling me "Lea"

If you want to take the easy way out, tell your dad that you understand him & that you’ll stick to using your birth name in all official ways (like addresses), but that your "artist pseudonym" will be Garnet Lucinda. It’s not unheard of for artists and writers to have professional and private names. Ooohh — just had an idea. Point out to him that using a pseudonym is actually safer for when your work is on display. Nobody can start to stalk you or anything like that.

I like Garnet Lucinda. But I’m one who saddled my daughter with one that’s hard for people to pronounce correctly — Anthea (anTHAYah) she gets Athena, Alina, Althea — all sorts of variations. I understand. For half of my life, my own grandparents pronounced my name wrong (Lee instead of Lee-ah) Even mom couldn’t get them to do it. I actually stopped answering to that one day, but that resolution went to the wind when my Papa said, "Lee! You want some of this (homemade, in a non-mechanical, turn-the-crank-yourself ice cream maker) ice cream?"
lea | Jan 07, 2010

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You assume the name they chose for you was chosen because it was "generic and easy to spell" – you have no idea what it’s like naming a baby with the thousands of names that are out there! Your parents probably put a lot of though into it, so of course it hurts their feelings when you "disrespect" them. To use "Garnet" in private in your drawings and writing is one thing – to assume another identity (illegally, might I add) by using that as your given name (whether it’s "just a package label" or not) was wrong. I understand the "I’m a good girl" thing and of all the things that COULD be upsetting them, this seems minor to you, but a lot of what you have written in your "question" says to me that you’re looking for attention from your parents – even if it’s negative. Scratching until you bleed and weren’t noticed? never bothered to notice what books you read, music you listen to, etc… "Gee – I know what will piss them off and make them notice me – I’ll start using Garnet all the time!" Admit it – you’re seeking attention from your parents and now you’re ticked off because it didn’t get you the type of attention you wanted.
Flusterated | Jan 07, 2010

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I feel bad for U that this is happening to U. Your Dad is being ridiculous. But U R underage and stuck there for a while. Just back off and know that your freedom will come. I think most people here on Q & A will be supportive of U, but U will have to be super patient and play your parents’ stupid game for a while longer. Just be more clever about how U rebel since they are that stupid. Maybe U will get revenge some day by putting their characters in a book or play or song or poem.
RuthAnn | Jan 07, 2010

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write a novel why don’t you
ballzeeP | Jan 08, 2010

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Celestine Prophecy, The

Celestine Prophecy, The (2006) IMDB rating: 4.70 Plot: Disillusioned and temporarily rudderless, John Woodson is about to experience a dramatic and profound metamorphosis. Through a mysterious set of coincidences, he finds himself on an adventure to Peru in search of ancient scrolls, known as the Celestine Prophecy. The prophecy and its nine key insights, predict a new awakening that redefines human life and provides a glimpse into a completely spiritual culture on earth. Resistant at first, skeptical and unsure, John finds that each step he takes, each person he encounters leads him to a new awakening. It is only in this letting go that he finds his destiny and comes to understand the meaning that had escaped him when his adventure began.

Actors: Settle Matthew,Kretschmann Thomas,Elizondo Hector,de Almeida Joaquim,Prochnow Jurgen,Aylward John,Guerra Castulo,Babatunde Obba,Antonius Petrus,Antonio Juan Joel,Adventure,

What is your control drama, we all play them you know?
Read "The Celestine Prophecy" Books by James Redfield. A priest in Peru 500 years ago wrote about the control dramas we all play. The
Poor Me, who makes you feel sorry for them. The Interrogator, who asks questions till they find something they can use against you. The Intimidater, who blows up and screams and kicks things. And the Aloof, who gives you the silent treatment. I used to be an Aloof.
But he said we do these things to drain each others vital energy to "try"
and survive. Because we have cut ourselves off from the Source of Life that is All Around Us.

Anthony Silva
USA

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I read the book. It’s Oprah-style crapola, and it’s poorly written.

His Boy, Sherman | Apr 02, 2009

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who plays the victim
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Blue Streak

Blue Streak (1999) IMDB rating: 5.80 Plot: Miles Logan is a jewel thief. Things go awry while he’s stealing a huge diamond in downtown L.A.: a thief, Deacon, tries a double-cross, the police arrive, and Miles is arrested, but not before he hides the jewel in an air duct of a building under construction. Two years’ later, he’s out of prison and he heads for the site: it’s L.A.’s new police headquarters! Posing as a reassigned cop, Miles gets into the building, but before he can recover the swag, he’s partnered with a naive detective and sent out to investigate burglaries. With Deacon on his trail, he must recover the diamond, keep the cops fooled, and do a few good deeds as a detective who can think like a criminal.

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Actors: Lawrence Martin,Wilson Luke,Greene Peter,Chappelle Dave,Beckel Graham,Miranda Robert,Krupa Olek,Guerra Saverio,Sarafian Richard C.,Mechoso Julio Oscar,Rankin Steve,Argenziano Carmen,Hawkes John,Thriller,Comedy,Crime,Action,

Do you believe letting a child put extra hair in their hair, that's a different color, is unacceptable?
I asked my mom if I could add colored weave to my hair, pink or blue, not go over board and do a whole style in it but just a few streaks. She said no because I am not "ghetto" and she doesn’t want me not to get a job, which I am currently trying to find one, just because I have bright colors in my head. I understand her point of view but I tried to "argue" that it’s better for a kid to try out things when they are younger then when they have established an offical career and go in as a buisness woman with every kinda color in their head. I mean, I am going to listen to her opinion and hold off on getting hair added of those colors but what do you think about it?
Well, my hair is dark brown (looks black though) so I’d probably just go with a regular color like blonde.
Basically she said because I am an African American female she would not like me to dress up and look all nice but have colored hair in my head and appear like I’m going to act that way on the job. She didn’t mean it to be rude just meant that if I’m an intelligent, young lady, who really wants the job (and needs it for school) then why appear as though I’m going to act a way that some people may sterotype me as just because I have colored hair in my head.

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as hard as it to hear "no" sometimes, you are blessed…a mom who cares is worth her weight in gold…ask if you can have a sleep over and wear them there, for one night, or have a mom and daughter night and put them in each others hair. Bet you look pretty but it is better to have caring and involved mom…
annie42 | Jan 12, 2010

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Your Mom’s right. Wait until you have a job. Unfortunately, a first impression is human nature, so you may jeopardize your chances by not looking "professional". Once you have the joband give your employers enough time to see your positive attributes, you can get the colour streak… nothing too crazy.
naenae0011 | Jan 12, 2010

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I do have to agree with your mom. If you are looking for a job then now is not the time to be doin crazy things to your appearance.That would be like getting your lip and nose pierced then going into an Attorney’s Office asking for a job ya know? Also I don’t see a point in putting tons of colors and fake hair in your own hair either. I dyed mine all kinds of crazy colors when I was a teenager and it friend my hair,I understand that you are just adding fake hair but still…its really not worth it. All it does is add some different colors and there is ALWAYS someone who is gonna bash it which isn’t that great for the self esteem. I mean be your own person but its not really worth it to put all kinds of crazy stuff on yourself. Plus no job is gonna hire someone who has pink and blue in their hair(just example colors) unless you plan on getting a job at Hot Topic or Spencers or something like that(which is no job to look forward to keeping,no offense to anyone cause I love those stores..but still). Your mom is looking out for your best interests,she’s not telling you no just to make you mad. We,as parents,want the best for our children and sometimes telling them no,for even stuff like this, is our idea of looking out for you(our children). Just listen to your mom,you’ll thank her later when you have a job =)
onlyme212529 | Jan 12, 2010

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What colours are you talking about? Blond highlights would not be an issue. Bright blue, that’s a problem.

See, if I was the manager of a store, and I wanted to maintain a professional standard, and I had one applicant with a natural hair colour, and one who looked like Rainbow Brite, which one am I going to hire?

And when I worked for The Disney Store, along with a long list of other restrictions, we we not allowed to colour our hair an unnatural colour.

Your mom is correct on this one.
Charm | Jan 12, 2010

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Why not compromise. Instead of getting something permanent or expensive, purchase either some clip in funky colors, or else some of the colored gel or spray. Something that can be easily removed and washed out.

This way you can experiment with your hair when going out with friends, and then look a little more presentable at the other times.

As a teen, I did a lot of crazy things with my hair. My parents usually never minded nor said much. I don’t feel these teen phases really had any negative impact, but I do look back at it and either laugh or cringe at some of the things I did.

Hopefully your mom can come around and try and remember what it was like to be a teenager.
Pumpkin DBAB | Jan 12, 2010

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Can you find a less permanent option than a weave? I know it won’t look the same, but you could take it out for job hunting and wear it when it’s more appropriate.

Would you be willing to take a more natural color for now so it looks more professional, and then switch it out later?

I do agree with your argument, but if you’re job hunting, you’ve kind of missed that "do it while you’re younger" window, at least for now. What kinds of jobs are you trying to find, though? Overall, the way you dress, your attitude, and your overall professionalism are going to speak much more than some non-natural colored weave. If you can find a way of balancing it and making sure that it is not defining you, it’s worth a shot. Employers would rather hire someone who is qualified, stable, and going to be the best person for the job, and if everything else about you speaks to your qualifications, the odd colors shouldn’t cause too many problems.
rainwriterm | Jan 12, 2010

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your mom is uneducated say’n "no because I am not "ghetto" was uncalled for .ask her 2 define ghetto .also i commend you for respecting your mom’s wishes no matter how rude they are . But for me having a child with colored hair is the least of the problems a parent can be faced with …its just an expression of you or you try’n to find your way.
gsmom | Jan 12, 2010

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well im 13 and im no parent yet but id say just wait till you have a job and do it OR if your applying at places like mcdonalds and wendys or the mall apply at hottopic they dont care what you look like thats were im going for my first job then i want to go to cosmitoligy school and i might have to look less "gehto" or "extream" first but im planing on working my way up into a more hardcore hairsalon becasue thats the type of hair i love and im better at it AND they wont mind i have face peircings and hyed hair and whatnot im currently fighting with my mom to let me go up gauge sizes im only at 12 and she thinks thats "huge" wtf 12s just look like my regualr earing got pulled and stretched D: and then she wont let me get snake bites or a monroe i agree with you to get it out of your system before you need to get a job or pretty much when your younger and your job dosnt have to pay for your house and kids
maxine.$.manic | Jan 12, 2010

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Ghostbusters II

Ghostbusters II (1989) IMDB rating: 5.70 Plot: It’s 5 years after the battle against Gozer. A restraining order has forbidden Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, and Egon Spengler from working as Ghostbusters, and as a result, they’ve had to find other jobs. Ray owns a book store called “Ray’s Occult” and performs at children’s birthday parties with Winston, Egon conducts experiments at the institute for advanced theoretical research, Dana Barrett broke up with Peter some time ago before marrying another guy, and Peter now hosts a local TV show called “The World of the Psychic”. Dana, who is now the divorced mother of an 8-month-old baby named Oscar, works in the restoration department at the Manhattan Museum of Art. Strange things start happening when Oscar’s baby carriage takes off by itself with Oscar in it, and it stops in the middle of 1st Avenue. While Dana’s boss, Janosz Poha, is restoring a painting of a 16th-century tyrant named Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, the painting comes to life. Vigo wants to live again by taking over Oscar’s body. Vigo takes complete control of Janosz and orders Janosz to get Dana to cooperate. Janosz also has his own agenda. He wants Dana because he’s in love with her. When Peter, Ray, and Egon try to help Dana, they are arrested and put on trial for violating the restraining order. When the ghosts of the killer Scoleri Brothers show up at the court room, the judge is forced to remove the restraining order against the guys so they can put the Scoleri Brothers in a ghost trap. After this, Peter, Ray, Egon, and Winston re-open Ghostbusters, and mayor’s assistant Jack Hardemeyer tries to slow them down any way he can, because he believes the Ghostbusters are frauds who will hurt the mayor’s chances of becoming the governor of New York. The Ghostbusters and their lawyer, Louis Tully, refuse to be stopped by Jack. When Jack has the Ghostbusters put in the Parkview mental hospital, there is an eclipse and Janosz kidnaps Oscar for Vigo. The mayor wants the Ghostbusters on the job, and when the mayor hears that Jack had the Ghostbusters put in the Parkview mental hospital, he fires Jack and has the Ghostbusters released to try to rescue Oscar from Vigo, and Vigo intends to make it as hard as possible for the Ghostbusters.

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Which game would you buy? FNR4 – Infamous – Prototype?
My school holidays started and I am getting really bored so I decided to get another PS3 game but I can only get one of these three:
i) Fight Night Round 4
ii) Infamous
iii) Prototype
Please help me decide on which to purchase ( which is the best out of the three )

P.S. I have already finished games like Killzone 2, Ghostbusters, etc… I have finished most of the blockbuster games already for the past few months. AND renting PS3 games is not allowed in my country

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blaze, the best game in market is prototype, so grab a copy of it and start playing for your holidays.

Akash | Jun 28, 2009

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Infamous period. I finished it and i’m playing it again being evil now. My cousin has prototype and he really likes it, but based on what he has told me, and on reviews i’ve read about prototype, infamous is best. Forget fight night round 4… this decision is about infamous or prototype lol. I will make it easier for you to decide and hopefully agree with me; these are the reviews from gamespot on infamous and prototype – click on watch video review:
Infamous:
http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/infam ous/review.html?tag=topslot;img;1

Prototype:
http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/proto type/index.html?tag=similargames;title;1
Anderson | Jun 28, 2009

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To be honest
Infamous Is REALLY good. Better than Prototype.
But Infamous got old for me after I beat it the first time.
Sure you can go through it again being good or Evil, but you have to do the same stuff over again.

I would say Get Fight night round 4.
I have the Game, and there is a Crap load of stuff to do.
The Graphics are good, and almost every site gives it a 9/10.
Once site even scored it perfectly.

The biggest thing to do, is creating people, and taking them through Legacy mode.
That is the best thing to do.
Also, in each fight, you could be winning by a long shot.
Then, they throw a counter punch and KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT.
*Coughs* James Toney!! Knocked me out. I was ahead in the 9th round, and he knocked me out, and I couldnt get back up. There went my undefeated streak of 37-0 >,<

I say get FNR4 It will provide more Gameplay hours.
It will provide WAY more hours if you have online, or a friend to play with as well.
jeice | Jun 28, 2009

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Reality Bites

Reality Bites (1994) IMDB rating: 6.20 Plot: In this study of Generation X manners, Lelaina, the valedictorian of her college class, camcords her friends in a mock documentary of posteducation life. Troy is her best friend, a perpetually unemployed musical slacker. Vickie is a manager at the Gap who worries about the results of an AIDS test, while Sammy has problems grappling with his sexuality. When Lelaina meets Michael, an earnest video executive who takes her homemade video to his MTV-like station, she must decide what she values–the materialism of yuppie Michael or the philosophical musings of Troy.

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What do you think of the beginning of my story? Please Read?
This is a story meant for 7 -12 year olds. It’s about a young girl who gets lost in another world. I know it has been done before. I’m actually writing it for a little girl I know. What do you think? I feel like it’s missing something. I’m 16 and taking a creative writing class.

Mariah laid perfectly still in her canopy bed with the drapes drawn, hiding from Hester, her lady-in-waiting. Any minute now, Hester would come down the hall calling her to her morning etiquette lessons, which Mariah despised with a passion. She managed to evade Hester for most of the morning. Sooner or later Hester would check her room, which would take a while, for she was searching around a huge castle. Mariah balled her fist tight against her chest concentrating, wishing. She’d do anything to get out of her etiquette lessons. "Oh please, please don’t let Hester find me. I promise that I’ll be a good girl for now on." She hesitated, rethinking what she had said. "Well I’ll try to behave." It was hard for a young lady to stay out of trouble in such a big castle with nothing to do. Her parents were having their anniversary party today and her older sister was busy doing what older sisters do. No one had time for her except Mrs. Finnegin, her etiquette instructor. However, better known to Mariah as a fun sucking leech. "I’ll obey my parents. I’ll keep my fancy clothes free from dirt. I’ll act lady like." She went on and on about all the good things she would do. "I’ll even keep my elbows off the table when eating.", claimed Mariah.

She was right in the middle of declaring, how she would never again hide under Hester’s bed and scare her when she heard her name called. Though in complete darkness, she closed her eyes tight, wishing that she could disappear. Wishing that just this one time, by some stroke of luck, a glitch in time, a wrinkle in reality that she would go unseen by Hester. Wishing to stumble into a mystical, forgotten land. Accompanied by strange creatures, traveling unfamiliar roads, on a quest to the unknown. "Mariah!", screamed Hester. This time her scream was different. It was filled with anger and hostility. "Oh no!" Mariah opened her eyes and pulled back the drapes slightly. With a slant of light shining through, she could see her hand holding the drapes. At once her heart dropped to her feet. "I should have known it wouldn’t work. Maybe I wished too hard."

A thought accumulated in Mariah’s mind. She thought that maybe once Hester found her she would instantly vaporize right before her eyes, scaring her out of her wits. She laughed at the thought of frightening Hester. Again Hester called her name, causing Mariah to jump straight up in her bed. She peaked her head between the drapes and closed them swiftly as Hester marched through her bedroom door. She listened closely to Hester’s foot steps coming towards her bed. She could hear her fumbling around, searching for her. The noise stopped unexpectedly, so did Mariah’s breathing. She sat waiting, certain that Hester could hear the hectic beating of her heart. With every second that passed the anticipation mounted. It begun with a funny feeling in her toes, crawling up to her knees, tingling gradually up her spine. Slowly she crept to the foot of her bed, poking her head through the drapes. The camel back sofa against the wall was unoccupied. A little to the left stood a cherry wood wardrobe. Definitely Hester wouldn’t be hiding there. Crawling just a wee bite more, she leaned against a ceder chest that sat at the very foot of her bed. Underneath lay a frizzy rug taking up most of the room. It reminded Mariah of uncut grass, only this grass was pink. She spotted the large window seat, which was empty as well.

"She must have left." Mariah thought. "That was easy." She resumed her breathing and wiggled back inside her safe haven. Her head was half way on her pillow when without a warning, Hester throw open the drapes. "Ahhhhhhhh!" , screamed Mariah, bouncing up from her pillow, head nearly touching the ceiling. "You scared me Hester!" Hester’s face was pink and her nose was pinched in an angry flare. Mariah could almost see steam emitting from her ears, releasing pent-up fury. Normally Hester had a pretty face, but all she saw was an ugly glare.

"How dare you hide from me you wicked little thing."

"Oh…um…..yes. Actually, I wasn’t hiding." Honestly she was hiding, but Hester was her lady-in -waiting, so she thought she’d make her wait until she decided to make an appearance. "What do you call this then, huh? Hester tossed the drapes, waiting for an answer. "Your bed drapes are never closed during the day." She grabbed Mariah’s arm and dragged her out of bed. It was true about Mariah’s drapes. On a regular basis, Hester could find her hiding in the library reading, traveling to distant lands. "Don’t make me go Hester. I cursed the day Mrs. Finnagin came to t

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Awe I think it’s cute. There is a bit to work on with description etc. but nothing a little editing won’t fix. I definitely would have eaten up a story like this when I was 7-12 and to be completely honest probably still would today at 17 years young. =) The little girl you’re writing this for is very lucky.
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TheseTearsDon'tFall='( | Dec 09, 2009

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Kinda boring. Be more descriptive, and use proper punctuation.
koukon17~ | Dec 08, 2009

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